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April 17 - May 22, 2027

An uproarious, heart-warming musical comedy with a powerful gospel message

featuring an all-female cast

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Infectious music, side-splitting humor and a heartfelt message that resonates beyond the stage.

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    No Story is Finished

    No Life is Beyond Restoration

    Second Chances are Real!

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    “Packed with powerhouse vocals and punchlines that slap.”

    “Laugh-out-loud funny with a message that echoes far beyond the stage!”

    April 17 - May 22
    2027

    Fridays, 6:30pm
    Saturdays, 12pm
    Saturdays, 5pm
    If you love theatre that makes you laugh and makes you feel something deeper, you'll love "Ain't Got No Men!" Martin & Clark's latest Broadway-style show has a way of meeting people right where they are. It leaves hearts lighter, spirits lifted and conversations lingering. And beneath the humor is a powerful message of hope and redemption.

    Soundtracks for "Ain't Got No Men!" are now on all your favorite streaming platforms.

    DINNER AND SHOW

    Dinner

    • "Marry Me Chicken" - Fire-braised chicken in a basil and sun-dried tomato parmesan cream sauce
    • Garlic and olive oil al dente rotini pasta
    • Seasoned french-style green beans
    • Fresh baked yeast raised roll with butter
    • Homemade Ghirardelli chocolate and cream cheese bar
    • Ice water with a fresh lemon slice
    Gluten-sensitive and vegetarian options are available when selected at the time of order. Specialty meals must be reserved in advance.

    Tickets

    Adult$54.95
    Senior ages 55+$52.95
    Youth ages 18 and under $34.95

    Groups of 15+ take $2 off each ticket!
    Call 803.802.2300 to reserve.

    What to Expect

    • Arrive 45 minutes prior to show time. Allow time to pick up tickets, use the facilities and get to your seat.
    • Parking is free and front door drop off is available.
    • Theatre doors open 30 minutes prior to show time.
    • Campus shoppes are open for earlier arrivals.
    • Dinner is served promptly at the scheduled show time.
    • Guests not seated when dinner is served may forfeit the meal.
    • The show begins once dinner has been served.
    • Act I lasts approximately 50 minutes. A 20-minute intermission follows Act I.
    • Plan approximately 3 hours for your experience.
    • All phones must be silenced and put away during the show. No photos, videos or other recordings are permitted, and screens disrupt the experience for other guests.
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    Show Schedule